Harro! Going great here! I hope it's going well with you too! Good to see you back here and there have been some great memories playing online Risk! I'm fairly sparse here right now but I try and check in every so often...I'll look for you in a game and probably just target you ;)
Happy Gearing!
You know, if you don't get back here soon I am going to create a parody song about you using Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone"
Nobody wants that to happen.
So you really just up and left the site all together? I can't handle being the only voice of discontent around here. I'm too dry and sarcastic to be good at putting people in their place. We need you, our blunt object, to get stuff through people's thick skulls.
Let me catch you up on everything you have been missing:
blah blah blah blah blah blah....etc, etc
OH, and I made it to the 2nd page in the Global Rankings. Things just are not right!
Dude, are you ever coming back? There has been little fighting and name calling in the forums, Yertle is gaining more and more points in the Rankings and I'm getting tired of holding this entire site together with my monkey paws! Get your arse back here and help me out before everyone starts to forget their place.